Although slightly over my 4 year-old’s head, this sanitized
junior novelization of Star Wars- Episode VII: The Force Awakens is told
entirely from Rey’s point of view. It
tells less, not more, than what is shown in the film. I suppose this could be a useful entry point
into the Star Wars universe for young readers, or for ADHD people who struggled
to follow along with the actual film.
Verdict: *** ½ (Out
of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, *** for non-fans
Much more useful than “Rey’s Story,” this still wouldn’t qualify
as necessary Star Wars reading, either.
But it's a worthwhile prequel anthology to
The Force Awakens film, featuring the three backstories of Finn (FN-2187), Rey, and Poe Dameron.
- Finn’s backstory was the most interesting,
revealing not only the Stormtroopers’ elimination-style tactical training, but also
the compassion and selflessness in Finn that would continue to arouse the
suspicion of Captain Phasma in Episode
VII. His loyalty to the Empire as a
Stormtrooper would ultimately be tested as Phasma gives him “one last chance…to
decide his fate.” The events in this story
provide the precedent for Finn refraining from murdering the villagers in the
opening scene of The Force Awakens film.
- Rey’s backstory provides little information that
isn’t already implied by the film. It’s
just one of her scavenger missions on Jakku, with a double-cross thrown in for
good measure. Some surface level
religious info on the Teedo’s belief in their god R’iia is briefly mentioned.
- Poe Dameron’s backstory is notable for both
introducing BB-8 as his X-wing’s astromech, as well as establishing his legacy
as being the child of two Rebel Alliance fighters who fought against the second
Death Star in the Battle of Endor before settling in a colony on Yavin 4 (Poe’s
parents’ story is reportedly told in a canon book that isn’t yet available at
my public library).
At the risk of sounding ignorant,
I’ll just throw this out there: There’s
a line when Poe replies to General Leia Organa’s comment about flyboys being
all the same with, “Some of us are fly girls.”
Although he’s probably referencing Captain Kun or Arana, my mind kept
bouncing back to those internet rumors about Poe’s sexual orientation. Moving on…
The ending of
Before the Awakening perfectly sets up the opening of
The Force Awakens film with a mission to find
Lor San Tekka and/or Luke Skywalker: Our
only hope. Nice touch.
Verdict: ****
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, *** for non-fans
And now, for the comic books... In my April blog post which reviewed Star Wars novels Aftermath, Darth Plagueis, and Dark
Disciple, I also reviewed the Star Wars Omnibus: Quinlan Vos comics collection (It’s now classified as “Legends,”
the official term for non-canon, old Extended Universe literature). Here are a few other Star Wars graphic novels
that I’ve checked out from the Beaverton library recently, sorted by descending
order of interest (Best to worst):
Pure gold.
THIS is the comic book to read for fans
of the original Star Wars film trilogy. The
fun tone, the action, the humor, the artwork, the storyline (set immediately
after the destruction of the Death Star in
Episode
IV: A New Hope), and, most importantly… the beloved classic characters all
come alive in this premiere issue. Luke,
Han, Leia, Chewbacca, R2-D2, C3PO, and even Darth Vader are on hand to kick off
this series the right way. The old gang is
back together, and this feels almost EXACTLY like an unreleased classic Star
Wars movie that we never saw.
Buy this
immediately!
Verdict: *****
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, **** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
Chronologically, this tale runs somewhat parallel to Star Wars: Volume 1, told from Darth
Vader’s perspective. The actual crossover moment riffs on the
brilliant climactic image (which I won’t spoil here) from that other comic that
I reviewed above. Chilling, and
effective.
There are so many never-before-seen things in here for Darth
Vader fans: Vader is consumed in his
quest to find out who is son is (And we find out exactly how it happens…Not
revealed in a movie, but right here in a canon comic book!). Vader restrains himself while being constantly
belittled by Emperor Palpatine, his superior (ha!) Tagge, and the middle man
clerk who was sent to replace him (Things can’t end well for that guy). Vader is forced to negotiate with a
Hutt. Vader is made to look incompetent
for letting Luke Skywalker destroy the Death Star. Vader fights Luke in person. And most touchingly, we get to see rare
flashbacks of Anakin's life before and after becoming Vader: Kissing Padme on Geonosis and other moments,
his personal tragedy on Tatooine, Palpatine’s deception, and a general sense of
longing for those memories of being Anakin Skywalker.
Boba Fett and a wookie bounty hunter are the standout
supporting players. But Doctor Aphra,
ludicrously sadistic C-3PO lookalike Triple Zero, and BT the assassin astromech are
a bit too strange to fully appreciate, though they don’t detract from this
powerful story.
The rich artwork, strong
opening, flashbacks from both film trilogies, and continuity with Star Wars: Volume 1 make this essential
reading for any Star Wars fan.
Freaking
buy this book.
Verdict: *****
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, **** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
While watching the old and new film trilogies, have you ever
wondered how Obi Wan Kenobi stopped being a Jedi Knight and General Kenobi to
simply become “Ben”? The Book I portion
of this graphic novel fills in the gaps between Episode III and Episode IV using
Obi Wan’s newly discovered journal as a plot device. In his journal, we discover why he has hung
up his lightsaber, even to the point of neglecting to help a poor moisture
farmer who is being shaken down by Jabba the Hutt’s cronies. The first book of this collection has it
all: A pint sized Luke Skywalker, Jedi
mind tricks, and dreamily gazing up at Tatooine’s twin suns with a glimmer of
hope.
Book II and the rest of this graphic novel continues the
story from Star Wars: Volume I. Sana Solo claims to be Han Solo’s wife and
tries to bring him home, and Luke’s blue lightsaber is stolen by Grakkus the
Hutt’s henchmen. Highlights include Grakkus
the Hutt’s efforts to open a Jedi holocron containing the teachings of Master
Phin-Law Wo of the Jedi temple on Vrogas, an aerial dogfight between Sana, Han,
and Leia vs. an imperial destroyer and X Wing fighters, and Luke Skywalker
fighting Kongo the Disemboweler in the staged “Last Stand of the Jedi.”
Fun, and worth reading.
Verdict: ****
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, *** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
In this decent follow-up to Vol. 1: Vader, Darth Vader returns to his home planet Tatooine to
visit Luke’s homestead. Vader then gets
mixed up in a plot to recover a shipment of the Son-Tuul Pride’s fortunes that
was highjacked by the Plasma Devils en route to an Imperial vault in Anthan
Prime.
There are some interesting relationship dynamics involving
Vader and his uneasy alliance with boldly defiant Imperial traitor Aphra, as
well as the tension between Vader and his hyper-critical superiors: Grand
General Tagge, Tulon, and even Vader’s replacement, Inspector Thanoth. There are also some introspective moments
when Vader realizes that he was duped by Obi Wan, who hid Luke on Tatooine
because it was the one place he would never return to. The ending sets up Vader Down, which will apparently feature Vader pursuing Luke to
Vrogas Vas.
Verdict: ****
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, *** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
By Charles Soule and Alex Maleev
Suave ladies’ man Lando Calrissian was a memorable supporting
character in the films Empire Strikes
Back and Return of the Jedi, and
I was happy to read this admittedly inconsequential Star Wars spin-off story. Lando teams up with his buddy Lobot (Lando’s silent, bald cyclops partner from the films) to clear his debt with gangster Papa Toren
by stealing a yacht from an Imperial shipyard.
Improbably, the yacht turns out to be Emperor Palpatine’s pleasure
craft, containing a priceless collection of Sith artifacts.
Nothing is essential to Star Wars canon here, but I enjoyed this book more
than most readers I've talked to. The highlights are not only Lando revealing his life-long “bluff” (I won’t spoil it), but also seeing the Emperor’s red-robed guards in action, fighting Aleskin and Paval,
a.k.a. the Twins. The relationship
between Lando and Lobot also features some nice elements of friendship and
sacrifice... Setting the stage for a redemptive character arc for Lando that foreshadows a use of his charisma for good, rather than living for himself.
A note about homosexual characters: To contradict myself in a previous blog post, I'll point out that Star Wars: Lando is also notable for having the first same sex relationship
(that I know of) in the new official canon Star Wars universe. Not 100% sure, though. In my review of Star Wars: Afermath earlier this year, I incorrectly asserted that
distinction to the first Aftermath novel.
Oh, and did I mention that my opening day copy of Star Wars Aftermath: Life Debt arrived in the mail today?
Verdict: *** (Out
of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, ** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
Though I’m a sucker for reading about any of the main
characters from the original Star Wars film trilogy, this book is silly. Chewbacca doesn’t talk, Zarro the sidekick tomboy
character is annoying, and the plot is very minor. In spite of Chewbacca trying to save Zarro’s
planet from being subjugated to the Empire by Imperial henchman Jaum…the stakes are
still pretty low in this story.
Fun moments include Chewbacca playing Sabacc and various
characters riffing on “There is a saying about wookies…” jokes. And it’s irresistably goofy to read Chewbacca’s gutteral screams spelled out as “HRAARAH!” and “WHRAARAAAH WRAHAAAHG.” It doesn’t help, though, that “WHAAARA WHRA!”
is uncannily reminiscent of “Wah Wuh.”
Hey Chewie, use your words!
Verdict: *** (Out
of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, ** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
This non-canon Ewok tale was a surprise find, and fun to read
to my kids. Set before the film Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, the
stormtrooper occupation of Endor has begun.
The Ewoks are trying to save the Dulok tribe from the toothy monster Griagh,
and energy from the mystical “Sunstar” may be the key to victory.
Though a bit too scary and dark for my kids, they enjoyed seeing
their beloved furry Ewoks from ROTJ and the “Ewok Adventures” 80s TV movies
come to life in this short story. And fans of the Return of the Jedi film will have HUGE grins (at least I did) when
they read the final panels of this book.
That epilogue alone makes this worth a library lend, for us original
film trilogy junkies.
Verdict: *** 1/2
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, * (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
For fans of the video game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (I briefly dabbled in the Playstation 2 port for Android, on my Note 4 phone), this story takes place in
the vastly popular Old Republic era. Jedi
Padawan Zayne Carrick is framed by his Jedi masters for the brutal slaughter of
his Jedi-in-training peers. Zayne goes
on the lam on the planet Taris to find out why, in this non-canon
action/mystery. Zayne is a cool
character, and the plot was definitely intriguing enough to make me want to continue
reading what he discovers in Volume 2.
But eh, it’s not canon anyway. So I'll pass on Vol. 2.
Verdict: *** (Out
of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, ** (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
It feels like a money grab to release a straightforward retelling
of the original Star Wars film trilogy, with so-so artwork. George Lucas’ special editions of the films
are represented here: For example, the Wampa gets
his close-up, and Greedo shoots first.
The worst offense is that the events of the films are
intact, but the humor and charm of these films are mostly either missing or
lost in translation. Also, not to belabor
the artwork, but the characters look like lame Mad Magazine versions of the real
life actors. This is particularly
disappointing in light of the top notch artwork and humor of the Star Wars and
Darth Vader comic series reviewed above.
On that note, the cartoonish rendering of Darth Vader couldn’t be less
menacing. It’s less reminiscent of Darth
Vader and more like Dark Helmet.
I never thought I'd never utter the following words in ANY
context, but… Skip the book, and watch the films instead.
Verdict: ** 1/2
(Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, * (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
Apart from the distinction of being the most chronologically
ancient story in Star Wars’ old Extended Universe (read: non-canon “Legends”),
there’s not much reason to read this. It
takes place 5,000 years before Luke Skywalker fought in the Battle of Yavin,
against the first Death Star. Yes, it’s
mildly interesting to see how the Sign of the Sith is received. And more intriguing is a non-canon flashback to an
even earlier era, when the Sith and the Jedi were both “mighty Jedi of the
Republic, brothers of the Force.”
Oh, and I got a kick out of the line, “I’ve got a good
feeling about this one!” Just don’t
apply that sentiment to your expectations for this book.
Verdict: ** (Out
of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, * (Out of 5 stars) for non-fans
Dark Horse Comics made some great stuff, but this silly
rubbish is an embarrassment to Star Wars fans everywhere. It may have been passable in the era before
Disney took over and insisted on quality control, but it’s an atrocity by today’s
standards of Star Wars canon. Why did I even
bother finishing this nonsense before returning it to the library? Sadomasochism.
Verdict: Lamer than the notorious Star Wars Christmas
TV special
* (Out of 5 stars) for Star Wars fans, * (Out of 5 stars) for
non-fans
So sad. But let’s end on a happy note. Here’s a list of Lena and Levi’s top three Star
Wars children’s books I've read to them over the past few months:
3. Star Wars Rebels: Ezra’s Wookie Storybook
2. Star Wars Clone Wars: Meet Ahsoka Tano
1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens read-along-storybook
Now, if you'll excuse me... I need to get some rest before I binge-read Star Wars Aftermath: Life Debt tomorrow. But I don't have a problem. I swear. I can quit Star Wars any time.
